🧮 Accounting

+ college dilemmas.

One of our philosophy professors, whom we'll call Professor Phil, shared a personal experience during class.

Ngl it would’ve been okay if he wasn’t so full of spite, honestly.

“ If you ever find yourself in an ‘unemployed’ situation, cut off all human contact in order to protect your reputation.“

“ Know that you’re dumb for not already having decided what you’re gonna do with your degree. And dumb either way for being alive in this economy.”

Makes you understand why one shouldn’t study philosophy for a career.

But we’ll forever appreciate his crusty, electrocuted hair’s presence for as long as it lasts. (Only this semester pls.)

Moving on to the job that P.Phil wishes he had to this day.

✨ACCOUNTING✨

(A handful of options are listed below.)

1. Forensic Accountant

  • Investigates financial irregularities, such as fraud, embezzlement, and money laundering.

  • Requires a strong understanding of accounting principles, auditing procedures, and investigative techniques.

  • Offers high earning potential and job security.

2. Tax Accountant

  • Prepares and files tax returns for individuals and businesses.

  • Advises clients on tax-saving strategies and compliance issues.

  • Requires a deep knowledge of tax laws and regulations.

  • Provides a noice work-life balance and career growth opportunities.

3. Management Accountant

  • Analyzes financial data and provides insights to management for decision-making.

  • Develops and implements systems to track and control costs.

  • Requires strong analytical and problem-solving skills.

  • Offers the fastest pathway to senior management positions.

4. Certified Public Accountant (CPA)

  • Audits financial statements and provides assurance to investors and stakeholders.

  • Requires passing a rigorous exam and meeting continuing education requirements.

  • Prestige and cash.

5. Internal Auditor

  • Evaluates an organization's internal controls and risk management practices.

  • Reports on findings and makes recommendations for improvements.

  • Requires a thorough understanding of accounting and auditing standards.

  • Stable role.

6. Financial Analyst

  • Analyzes financial data to make investment decisions and provide recommendations to clients.

  • Requires a deep understanding of financial markets and valuation techniques.

  • Offers high-earning potential in the investment industry.

7. Government Accountant

  • Works for government agencies to audit financial operations and ensure compliance with laws and regulations.

  • Requires a strong understanding of government accounting principles and regulations.

  • Job security who?

8. Corporate Controller

  • Oversees all financial operations within a company.

  • Responsible for accounting, financial reporting, and compliance.

  • Requires a high level of expertise and experience in accounting and finance.

  • Ordinary and chill.

9. Chief Financial Officer (CFO)

  • The top financial executive in a company.

  • Responsible for all aspects of a company's financial strategy and operations.

  • Requires exceptional leadership, strategic thinking, and a deep understanding of business finance.

  • The dream.

10. Accounting Software Developer

  • Develops and maintains accounting software applications.

  • Requires a strong understanding of accounting concepts and software development principles.

  • Offers a rewarding and in-demand career in the tech industry.

RESOURCES

  1. The CPA Journal

  1. AccountingVerse

  1. Bean Counter

FAILING AFTER COLLEGE

Rooi (and Bisky) reflect upon Rooi’s journey of finally landing a job after graduating.

MORE ABOUT P.PHIL

Sike, he has no drip.

Back to our assignments,

The Rundown Team.

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